this week in stupid: June 6 edition
Mike pumps it, Donny dumps it, and so much more...
Mike pumps it, Donny dumps it, and so much more...
Onward!
Fealty to Trump Wins Out Again In an early morning vote, the GOP-controlled Senate passed the reconciliation bill funding immigration...
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and we are all here for it
So much for the dealmaker
Three court appearances next week could represent the most critical moment in the past year for DOJ's effort to target the provision of medical care for transgender minors.
A single vote in a case that hasn't gotten a lot of attention could portend massive consequences across a range of lawsuits challenging the Trump administration
Long before Trump’s diatribes about the “fake news media,” Scalia was lashing out at journalists who wrote about him in ways he did not like.
The post Scalia Cheney Scandal: Antonin Scalia Believed He Was Entitled to Your Trust appeared first on Balls and Strikes.
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Blanche Audition for AG Succeeds Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche’s elaborate audition to out-degenerate Pam Bondi has apparently won him...
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give it a rest, no one cares
Federal agents left empty-handed, four states told ICE no, and the resistance makes big waves at Delaney Hall
Welcome back to Minor Dilemmas, where a member of Defector's Parents Council will answer your questions on surviving family life. Have a question? Email us at minordilemmas@defector.com.
This week, Dave answers a question about how to know when to let your kid quit an activity.
Ike:
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The White House’s proposed nondisclosure agreement for federal employees places great weight on the fact that the Supreme Court also wants to keep you in the dark.
The post The Proposed Trump NDA Is Following John Roberts’s Bad Example appeared first on Balls and Strikes.
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oh, you want an answer? go fuck yourself.
Mourning All We Have Lost Laying awake last night processing the Supreme Court’s latest galling decision, I reflected on how...
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The bullies had a rough week
The majority invoked “our colorblind Constitution” to expand and transform April's Callais decision. Sotomayor, in dissent, highlighted the "grave harms" the majority "inflicts."
The court's split ruling would protect current trans service members from discharge but allow the Trump admin to keep new trans recruits from joining the military during litigation.
Many of the president’s second-term nominees share his commitment to resegregating institutions across the federal government.
The post Katie Lane Confirmed: How Trump Is Making the Federal Judiciary White Again appeared first on Balls and Strikes.
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Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, and buy Drew’s books while you’re at it. Today, we're talking gambling, World Cup loyalties, griddles, window seat etiquette, and more.
Your letters:
Capn Po:
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I begin this internship having recently clawed my way back into society after escaping the grips of the common cold. The last week has been packed with a variety of riveting activities that range from staring up at my ceiling to staring straight ahead at my wall, broken up by the occasional times I dragged…
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I wanted to spend the week before I started at Defector relaxing, reclined and pensive while reading books and watching movies that would inspire brilliant blogs I could pitch to Lauren and Brandy. I was in Southern California, where I grew up, visiting my parents before going to a wedding. Relaxation is not what came…
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Iran, Israel, the corrupt slush fund, and more...
The resistance delivers
Fool Me a Thousand Times … A confusing mishmash of reporting Monday afternoon inadvertently revealed that Donald Trump can still...
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Priority Records was a distribution company and record label founded by Bryan Turner, Mark Cerami, and Steve Drath in 1985. The Los Angeles-based label dealt with several genres of music, but it was a cornerstone in bringing West Coast Gangsta … Continue reading →
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The court’s decision to strike down voter-approved district maps is not just a story about democracy. It’s a story of how state courts too often protect entrenched power.
The post The Virginia Supreme Court Has Been a Thorn In the Side of Working People For a Long Time appeared first on Balls and Strikes.
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Plus, Hawaii taxes millionaires to feed families and Dem governors take on insider corruption
they really expect us to believe this bullshit
Accountability Blitz Friday was a blitz of important news on the accountability front — an ICE agent arrested on state...
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The justices have 26 cases outstanding. Even the best-case scenario isn't great. Also: Trump's slush fund "settlement" is getting court scrutiny. And, for paid subscribers: Closing my tabs.
Great news that’s terrible for Trump
but also a short rant about Preznit Fuckwit
Royals catcher Carter Jensen was shifted to the leadoff spot on Saturday with the club searching for offensive production. The young backstop came through with an RBI single and a two-run homer. Kansas City scored six runs in the contest after having put up a total of five runs in four games this week. “I […]
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The regime can’t stop losing
Bobby Brainworms gets bit, Preznit Fuckwit gets hit, and so much more...
“Congress gave the Kennedy Center its name, and only Congress can change it.” Trump responded ... as one would expect.
When the dead body of Timmy the humpback whale beached itself last week off the shores of the Danish island of Anholt, it was only a matter of time before Timmy would risk of the fate that befalls many a beached whale:
https://twitter.com/achillghost/status/2058958519747887516
The residents of Anholt, per the BBC, have watched Timmy slowly balloon in size as its guts and stomach begin to decompose. Timmy's body, skin taut and distended by gases, now lolls around a sandbank a short distance from the beach and drifting in the shallow waves. As one German television channel aired a livestream of its dead body, the channel included the number of a suicide hotline.
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The justices are quietly helping Trump tighten his grip on federal immigration courts.
The post In the NAIJ Case, the Supreme Court Pretends Trump Is a Normal President appeared first on Balls and Strikes.
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Fund Halted Until At Least June 12 In a ruling just out this morning, a federal judge has temporarily blocked...
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His own Park Service couldn't hide it. Democrats boxed in his slush fund. Michigan grabbed a mop. Congress builds an anti-corruption coalition
every goddamn day it’s some new nightmare
On Thursday, Justice Kavanaugh wrote his second majority opinion for the court upholding protections against racial discrimination in jury selection.
The Montreal Canadiens have chosen an odd and ill-advised moment to test out a new, advanced, and almost transcendental hockey analytics notion. Either that, or the Carolina Hurricanes are putting together the first five-game sweep in history.
Either way, we're getting something we've never seen before, and we're only going to get one more chance, Friday night in Raleigh, to see it. That is, unless the Canadiens manage to perfect their new signature move: scoring without shooting. It's only worked once so far, and that by accident, but head coach Martin St. Louis has fallen in love with the concept and has watched his lads lose their last three games in pursuit of it. Indeed, it can be said that the idea, which was sparked by their Game 7 win over Tampa Bay in the first round, has been the…
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Ryan Fournier, the co-founder and chairman of the group Students for Trump, was arrested early Tuesday morning in Washington, D.C., after he allegedly assaulted and threatened a woman, according to documents obtained by Defector. The Metropolitan Police Department charged Fournier with simple assault and attempted threats to do bodily harm. According to the affidavit, the…
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With increasing frequency, the conservative justices are using language that is indistinguishable from a Tucker Carlson monologue.
The post Clarence Thomas Ponders Whether West Coast Driver’s Licenses Could Justify Civil War appeared first on Balls and Strikes.
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and Ken Paxton fucking sucks
There Is No Bottom I wish I could say we have reached the nadir of President Trump’s abuse of his...
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The regime tried to silence four groups of Americans. They got louder instead
Mean people on the internet have been mocking McDonald's CEO Chris Kempczinski over a video in which he gingerly samples the chain’s latest offering.
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